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Never fear! Even if you are in the wasteheap of history, the market in its wisdom grants you a period of unemployment during which you can reinstill your dogmatic certitude. We have a fresh crop of excuses to memorize that will convince you of your own brilliance! Smite the unprepared!
 
Never fear! Even if you are in the wasteheap of history, the market in its wisdom grants you a period of unemployment during which you can reinstill your dogmatic certitude. We have a fresh crop of excuses to memorize that will convince you of your own brilliance! Smite the unprepared!
 
(See also: [[Libertarianism in One Lesson (Parody)]].)
 
  
 
== Libertarian Party USA ==
 
== Libertarian Party USA ==
* So what if David Bergland's "[[Libertarianism in One Lesson]]" has 99 pages in 16 numbered chapters. Why would you think that was more than one lesson?
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* So what if David Bergland's "[[Libertarianism In One Lesson: Why Libertarianism Is the Best Hope for America's Future|Libertarianism in One Lesson]]" has 99 pages in 16 numbered chapters. Why would you think that was more than one lesson?
 
* America's fastest declining political party!
 
* America's fastest declining political party!
* Harry Browne had it right in his 2000 campain. Trust to the efficacy of the market! As soon as you threaten to put a bounty on the head of a terrorist, all your terrorism problems will be solved.
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* Harry Browne had it right in his 2000 campain. Trust to the efficacy of the market! As soon as you threaten to put a bounty on the head of a terrorist, all your terrorism problems will be solved.  Ask Salman Rushdie and Osama bin Laden.
 
* We cannot trust government to get anything right. We should look to examples of private organizations such as the Libertarian Party USA as role models; even if they cannot count their declining membership, balance their budget, or tell their members the truth about their finances.
 
* We cannot trust government to get anything right. We should look to examples of private organizations such as the Libertarian Party USA as role models; even if they cannot count their declining membership, balance their budget, or tell their members the truth about their finances.
 
* If markets are the best allocation mechanism, libertarians should demand that the party's positions should be sold to the highest bidders. Forget that voting crap: it's initiation of force! Surely the highest bidder will represent libertarian interests better than anyone else.
 
* If markets are the best allocation mechanism, libertarians should demand that the party's positions should be sold to the highest bidders. Forget that voting crap: it's initiation of force! Surely the highest bidder will represent libertarian interests better than anyone else.
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* When government provides a service, it is a crutch. When private enterprise provides the same service, you are a manly man to purchase it.
 
* When government provides a service, it is a crutch. When private enterprise provides the same service, you are a manly man to purchase it.
 
* Big media have a virulent anti-business bias because they report on harmful business practices. Truth is no defense against our accusations of bias, nor is the observation that big media ARE big business.
 
* Big media have a virulent anti-business bias because they report on harmful business practices. Truth is no defense against our accusations of bias, nor is the observation that big media ARE big business.
* There are no market failures, only government failures. Which is why we should abolish corporations, patents, copyright and other intellectual property; they are established by government interference with free markets.
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* There are no market failures, only government failures. Which is why we should abolish property titles, corporations, patents, copyright and other intellectual property; they are established by government interference with free markets.
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== See also: ==
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* [[Libertarianism in One Lesson (Parody)]].
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* [[Libertarianism in One Lesson; The Third Lesson]].

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