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A man asks a girl if she will sleep with him for a million dollars. Of course, she says yes. He then offers her two dollars and she slaps his face, saying, ‘What do you think I am?’ He answers, ‘I know what you are. We are just haggling over the price.’

Thus, minarchists.

[This old joke has been attributed to numerous politicians and comedians, but its origin is not really known.]