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| text = [[Rand Paul|Senator Aqua Buddha]] is a crank. More to the point, he's a crank without the charming crankitude of his father, [[Ron Paul|Crazy Uncle Liberty]] (!). He's a grim, humorless little drone who is fully convinced of his own superiority and his own immutable destiny.
| cite = [[Charlie Pierce]], "{{Link |The Big Speech Of The Week}}"
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